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16.06.2025 02:44
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
What kind of book did you write after turning 55?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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No way
Why are white women so hard to date?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Stephen A. Smith Responds to Viral Solitaire Photo from NBA Finals Game 4 - Bleacher Report
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Everyone loved it.